The power to fly, but only on the moon

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to know what Erika is!

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the power to remember th...

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!