The power to smell farts nearby

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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the power to die at will

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to shit in your eye

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to walk through air.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!