The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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the power to see the present.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!