The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to see through bones.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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the ability to die once you have died

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Find Waldo

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!