- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to wink with both eyes

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

The ability to rape the willing.

The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

The power to watch womens basketball

The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

The power to have a small penis

The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

The power to be dead

The power to fart at will.

The power to simply walk into mordor.

the power to sleep during day

Pointless Super Powers