The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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the power die if you think.

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!