The power to be bad at everything

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to see the present.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to eat food

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!