The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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Reverse Pooping

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to look into cheese.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to transform into air.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!