The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to die using your willpower.

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captain obvious

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to eat food

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!