The power to have a small penis

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to change your mind

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!