The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to have a small penis

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!