The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!