The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to transform into air.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to see the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!