The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!