The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to write in invisible ink

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!