The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to move 7% faster.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!