The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to think about useless power

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!