The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to write in invisible ink

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!