the power to see through windows

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to kill yourself.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!