The power to have children at will.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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the power to glow in the light

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!