The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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the power to see through windows

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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captain obvious

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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the power to be a complete troll

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!