My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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the power die if you think.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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Retractable Teeth

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to switch gender identity

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to predict the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!