the power to fly but only upward

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!