The power to poke

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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captain obvious

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!