the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to eat food

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to do nothing.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!