the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to kill yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!