The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to have a small penis

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to fart at will.

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The power to be dead

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the power to sleep during day

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to transform into air.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!