The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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the power to not have power

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!