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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!