- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

The power to change the color of your piss

the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

the power to see the present.

the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

The power to snore.

The power to see through bones.

The power to blink one second faster then usual.

the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

Swiss army teeth.

The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

The power to have the longest little finger

Pointless Super Powers