the power to see when the lights are on

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to see the present.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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Reverse Pooping

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!