The power to predict the past.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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the power to fly but only upward

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!