A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to change your mind

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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the power to remember th...

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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Imortality.

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!