The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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the power to see through windows

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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the power to pee on command

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to ride a bike

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!