the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to look into cheese.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to do nothing.

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the power die if you think.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!