The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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Retractable Teeth

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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captain obvious

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!