The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to switch gender identity

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!