The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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captain obvious

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to eat food

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!