Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!