The power to go through open windows

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!