The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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Imortality.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!