the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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Imortality.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!