The ability to go poop and pee.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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the power to see through windows

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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the power to pee on command

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!