The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to put out light from your butt

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to shit in your eye

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to be bad at everything

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!