The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to see the present.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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Reverse Pooping

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to be dead

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!