The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to poke

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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the power to fly but only upward

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!