The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to go through open windows

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!