The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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captain obvious

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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the power to pee on command

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!