Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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the power to see through windows

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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Reverse Pooping

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!