The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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the power die if you think.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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the power to remember th...

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!